Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
anytime you think a telepath is overhearing your perverted thoughts just start flirting with them
if they flirt back, you get to date a telepath
if they reject your advances, they exposed themselves and you turn them into the government for experimentation
it’s a win win